goodr Sunglasses | The PHGs | Stay Fly, Ornithologists

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP: Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: The frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO DISSERTATION: No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.